JOKES

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungiMaa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungiMaa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!___________ _________ _________ _Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?Dono NE kapde tyag diye,Ek NE desh ke liye,Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!____________ _________ _________ _Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai____________ _________ _________ _Judge: U r crossing the limits.Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?Judge: How dare you call me saala?Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'sa Law' kehta hai?____________ _________ _________ _Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.Saheb: Kal aana.Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhonRupaye fase huye hain.____________ _________ _________ _Generation Next Motto:Na hum shaadi karenge,Na apne bachchon ko karne denge

CAT--HINDI ME KYO NAHI ?TARK--KUTARK??

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